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with some food made by my very own younger brother!  To my knowledge, he hasn't cooked since that day I was 8 and he was 6 and we made Mac & Cheese.  All by ourselves.  And then promptly ruined it by adding in orange juice (color matching! these kids are geniuses!).  I swore off Mac & Cheese for a long time after that, and haven't made it since.  Anyway, back to the food we did make.

Pizza!!! Now, Sally and I have made pizza before.  Veggie pizza, meat lovers pizza, thin-crust and everything in between, we've made it.  It's one of the foods we survived on in college - easy to make healthy, quick to freeze, great for dinner parties.  Pre-make the crust, set out the ingredients, everyone adds what they like and into the oven they go.  So when my little brother said he wanted to make pizza, I agreed to lend a hand to the stranger in the kitchen.  But the minute a store-bought crust was brought up, I was all "No way, you're first kitchen endeavor is going to be pure and right and without processed junk."

And thus, it was me, kneading the dough for 6 minutes.  Also, I would recommend checking up on several other sources before attempting this version of pizza crust, because either 'someone' forgot to add a 1/2 cup of flour or the recipe needs an extra 1/2 cup of flour, because that's about how much I ended up adding while kneading.

BBQ Chicken Pizza
adapted from the Pioneer Woman's recipe here
Ingredients
1 prepared pizza crust*
1 whole boneless, skinless chicken breast
½ cup barbecue sauce
8 oz. fresh mozzarella cheese, shredded
½ whole red onion, thinly sliced
chopped cilantro, to taste
olive oil
salt
Directions
1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

2. Place chicken in an ovenproof dish. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes, or until chicken is done. Remove from oven and cut into a fine dice. Pour BBQ sauce on top of chicken and toss. Set aside.
3. Increase oven temperature to 500 degrees.
4. Roll/stretch out one pizza crust. Lay it on a sheet pan drizzled with olive oil. Drizzle a little olive oil on the crust, then sprinkle on a little salt.
5. Spoon a couple of tablespoons of extra BBQ sauce on the crust and spread it evenly. Top sauce with the mozzarella. Sprinkle on the diced chicken and thinly sliced red onion.
6. Bake for 15 to 17 minutes, or until crust is golden brown and toppings are bubbly.
7. Remove from the oven and sprinkle on plenty of chopped cilantro. Cut into squares and serve immediately. Repeat with other crust and other ingredients, or save for another time.

Pizza Dough Recipe

from The Better Homes and Gardens Cookbook (enough for 2 pizzas)
2 ½ to 3 cups AP flour
1 package active dry yeast
½ tsp salt
1 cup warm water (120F to 130F)
2 Tbs olive oil
In a large mixing bowl, combine 1 ¼ cups of the flour, the yeast, and salt; add warm water and oil. Beat with an electric mixer on low speed for 30 seconds. Beat on high speed for 3 minutes. Using a wooden spoon, stir in as much of the remaining flour as you can.  Turn dough out onto a lightly floured surface. Knead in enough remaining flour to make a moderately stiff dough that is smooth and elastic (6 to 8 minutes total). Divide dough in half. Cover; let rest for 10 minutes.

The Great Cookie Exchange

As you know, Sally and I were invited to a delightful holiday party, complete with hors d'oeuvres and plenty of  cookies.  While we obviously didn't bake these cookies, they were so pretty we had to take pictures of them in all their holiday glory:

Mint Chocolate Cookies

similar recipe here and here

Chocolate Caramel Cookies

Here's a similar recipe: Chocolate Caramel Cookies or here

Chocolate Chip Cookies

recipe here

Chocolate Gingerbread Cookies

Last week Sally and I were invited to a Cookie Exchange Party - aka an excuse to take a break from the dreary days of finals and stuff ourselves with delicious cookies.  The cookies we brought were an old favorite, one I always tend to make around holiday season.

 They're a little different from your normal gingerbread cookies in that they aren't the roll-out cookies you'd use a gingerbread man-shaped cookie cutter on (which is good, because we don't have one!) and the ginger/molasses flavors are more intense.  Oh, and there's chocolate in them.  I love this version because it uses fresh ginger (which we usually have) and while it calls for ground ginger as well, I tend to skip it (because I never have any).  These cookies are great straight out of the oven, but even better the next day.

Chocolate Gingerbread Cookies
from Martha Stewart's "Cookies" book, makes ~2 dozen
Ingredients

7 ounces best-quality semisweet chocolate

1 1/2 cups plus 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour

1 1/4 teaspoons ground ginger

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/4 teaspoon ground cloves

1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1 tablespoon unsweetened Dutch-process cocoa powder

8 tablespoons (1 stick) unsalted butter

1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger

1/2 cup dark-brown sugar, packed

1/4 cup unsulfured molasses

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/4 cup granulated sugar 

 Directions 

1. Chop chocolate into 1/4-inch chunks; set aside. In a medium bowl, sift together flour, ground ginger, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, and cocoa. 

2. Beat butter and grated ginger until whitened, about 4 minutes. Add brown sugar; beat until combined. Add molasses; beat until combined. 

3. In a small bowl, dissolve baking soda in 1 1/2 teaspoons boiling water. Beat half of flour mixture into butter mixture. Beat in baking-soda mixture, then remaining half of flour mixture. Mix in chocolate.

4. Heat oven to 325 degrees. Roll dough into 1 1/2- inch balls; flatten. Roll in granulated sugar.  Place on cookie sheet, 1 inch apart. Bake until the surfaces crack slightly, 10 to 12 minutes. Let cool 5 minutes; transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.

Apple Spice Cookies

When Sally and I first saw this recipe, we were excited to bake a cookie that "tasted like apple pie."  Ooo, a pie-cookie.  It sounded delicious, and a great way to use the random apples sitting in our fruit bowl.

But in the end, the cookies became more like muffin-cookies, rather than pie-cookies.  They were fluffy (perhaps due to my overzealous sprinkling of baking soda), not dense like I imagine pie-cookies should be.  They also didn't taste much like apples... So Sally and I took it upon ourselves to make some modifications.  The dough was pretty wet, so we added oatmeal to decrease the moisture and make the cookies more dense.  We also added cranberries (yes!) to give them more of a zing.  They didn't taste like apple pie, but they were delicious.

Spiced Apple Cookies
adapted from here
Ingredients
1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 1/3 cup dark brown sugar, tightly packed
1/4 cup whole milk
1 egg
2 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon Kosher salt
1 cup oatmeal
1/2 cup chopped cranberries
1 cup unpeeled apple, peeled and finely chopped
Directions
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

2. Beat together butter and brown sugar until combined. Add egg and milk and mix ingredients well.
3. In a separate bowl combine flour, soda, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg and salt. Slowly add dry ingredients, scraping down the sides as necessary, until everything is fully combined.
4. Stir chopped apple, oatmeal, and cranberries into the batter.
5. Drop cookies by rounded teaspoonfuls about 2-inches apart on a cookie sheet.
6. Bake for 12-14 minutes or until cookies are slightly browned on the edges.

Snickerdoodles!!!!!

That's what the text from my little brother said when I asked him what kind of cookies he wanted in his finals package this year.  You see, I'm a nice big sister, who stocks her siblings with food when they need it the most... never mind that the food I send tends to be the kind that will pack on the pounds while you're spending hours sitting at a library desk cramming.  He's a growing boy, right?  In need of sugar and caffeine.  Usually I send a couple dozen chocolate chip cookies spiked with espresso, but this year I thought to ask him what he wanted before starting my holiday cookie extravaganza.

Bad idea.  Snickerdoodles?  I've never been a fan - eating several store-bought varieties of snickerdoodles  rife with the overpowering taste of cream of tarter or just plain crumbly will do that to you.  And a cookie without chocolate? Blasphemy! Let me tell you, Sally and I were sorely tempted to add chocolate chips to this cookie.  Or even cocoa powder.  But we resisted, and by the time we finished mixing (and tasting) the dough, we had revised our opinions completely. 

These are without a doubt the best non-chocolate cookies I have ever had.  Soft, cake-like, cinammony with just a hint of sour cream of tarter at the end... these are very very good.  So good that I sent every single one off to my brother (and forgot to get a picture!).

Snickerdoodles
adapted from here
Ingredients
2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
16 tablespoons (2 stick or 8 ounces) unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 3/4 cups sugar, plus more if needed
2 tablespoons ground cinnamon, plus more if needed
2 large eggs
Directions
1. Preheat the oven to 400°.
2. Sift together flour, cream of tartar, baking soda, and salt; set aside. Cream butter and 1 1/2 cups sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs, and beat to combine.
3. Add dry ingredients, and beat to combine.
4. In a small bowl, combine remaining 1/4 cup sugar and the ground cinnamon. Form 1 1/2 inch balls of dough, and roll in cinnamon sugar. Place about two inches apart on the prepared baking sheets. Bake until the cookies are set in center and begin to crack (they will not brown), about 10 minutes, rotating the baking sheets after five minutes.  Make sure you watch the oven - these burn easily!

Scharffen Berger Shmarffen Berger

I'd like to think Sally and I agree on most everything.  We both love to bake.  We both love our kitchen (when it's clean, of course).  We both love chocolate, but who doesn't?  Sally and I agree on all the important things... except chocolate chip cookies.  Now, I know, everyone and their mother has "the best chocolate chip cookie recipe" and they're all just a little bit different.  The problem lies in determining what the best chocolate chip cookie is: soft, crunchy, crispy, chewy, tons of chocolate chips, only a few chocolate chips, chocolate chunks, chocolate disks, and don't even get me started on the question of nuts.  It's a matter of preference.  So here is one of Sally's favorite recipes, the famous Scharffen Berger Chocolate Chip Cookie.

Personally, I think these cookies are a bit kooky. The edges are really crispy, but the middle is really cake-like.  Never mind how that happens (Sally's the one with the chemistry degree, remember?), I just find it all a bit odd.  A cookie with bipolar disease? Who would have thought?

Scharffen Berger's Chocolate Chip Cookies
found here
Ingredients
 2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt*
12 tablespoons (1-1/2 ssticks) unsalted butter, softened
1 cup packed light or dark brown sugar
3/4 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs, at room temperature
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1-1/4 cup semisweet chocolate chunks (approximately 8 ounces)
Directions
1. Preheat to 350 degrees F. Line two large baking sheets with parchment paper.
2. Sift the flour, baking soda, and salt into a medium bowl. Set aside.
3. Cream the butter, brown sugar and granulated sugar until well blended.
4. Beat the eggs and vanilla in a small bowl. Add to the butter mixture and blend well.
5. Add the flour mixture and beat until just mixed; scrape down the bowl. Add the chocolate and optional nuts and mix until incorporated into the dough.
6. Drop rounded tablespoons of the dough onto the prepared sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart. Bake until the cookies are golden brown but the centers seem slightly underdone, about 13 minutes. Do not overbake or the cookies will be crisp throughout instead of chewy. Cool for a few minutes on the baking sheets, then transfer to wire cooling racks to cool completely. The cookies will crinkle as they cool. 
*I thought this was way too much and would recommend adding only 1/2 t. salt

Banana Bread Pudding

Sometimes the craving for something sweet and slightly gooey and warm comes at the most inopportune time, like when you're at a relative's house for Thanksgiving and have just eaten several pounds of turkey+stuffing+cranberry sauce+cornbread+green bean casserole+ mashed potatoes+sweet potatoes+apple pie.  The logical thing to do would be to reheat the pie and eat that... except it happens to be at your grandmother's and you're staying with your cousin.  Who is a bachelor and lives like one too (aka empty kitchen).

But never fear! Sally and I are masters at baking on the fly.  Even without dear Sally, I was sure I could come up with something.  I snooped through the fridge, pantry, and kitchen shelves to discover: a couple eggs, possibly gone bad.  Milk, for when he wakes up early enough to eat cereal for breakfast.  Sugar cubes for coffee (but no coffee pot!).  Bananas, brown and over-ripe on the counter.  And half a loaf of bread, long gone stale...

Thank god your cousin is a bachelor, so no one else has to know how much of a glutton you truly are.

Banana Bread Pudding
adopted from here and here and here with so many substitutions there's almost no point in pointing them out
Ingredients
3/4 c. (1 1/2 stick) butter
5 slices of stale bread
4 ripe bananas (two mashed, two sliced)
2 eggs + 1 egg yolk
1/2 c. brown sugar
1 1/2 c. milk
(1 t. cinnamon, 1 t. nutmeg, 1 T vanilla would have been nice if I had had any)
Directions
1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees, coat an 8 x 8 pan with butter or non-stick cooking spray.
2. Melt the butter and tear up the bread into quarter-sized pieces.  Coat the bread with the butter, making sure all the pieces of bread are evenly coated.  Place bread pieces in pan.
3. Mix mashed bananas, eggs, brown sugar, and milk together in bowl.  Add cinnamon, nutmeg, and vanilla.
4. Pour milk mixture into the pan, over bread pieces.  Stir, and add sliced bananas.
5.  Place pan in oven, bake for 20-25 minutes or until custard has set.

In the Spirit of Thanksgiving

You drink spirits and give thanks, right?  Makes sense.  So does making this Cranberry-Orange Upside-Down Cake.  Especially because it has spirits and is easy to give and get a "Thanks!" in return.  Hopefully followed by an "OMG this is the best thing I have ever tasted," but you might have to work on the last part.

Cranberry-Orange Upside-Down Cake*

Sally and I have two bags of cranberries sitting in the fridge because I love them and you can only get them fresh around this time of year.  We immediately started dreaming of all the lovely desserts we could make with cranberries (cookies, cakes, and scones, oh my!).  This recipe over at Smitten Kitchen caught Sally's eye, but when we realized it called for sour cream we nixed it, because who has sour cream in their fridge, just waiting to be pulled out and used in a cake?  Yogurt, we could do, milk, definitely, and even buttermilk with the help from a little bit of vinegar... but not sour cream.  Instead we decided to go with a mash-up of recipes: one for the cranberry topping, and one for the actual cake.  The result is the following cake... with the orange thown in just because we happened to have one.  And because it adds another hyphen to the name of the recipe.

Cranberry-Orange Upside-Down Cake
adapted from Smitten Kitchen here and here
Ingredients:
Topping
2/3 cup packed light brown sugar
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter
1 tablespoon honey (molasses would be a good substitute)
1/4 cup water
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon cardamon
1/4 teaspoon grated ginger
2 cups (8 ounces) fresh cranberries
Cake:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 stick unsalted butter, softened
1 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 tablespoon dark rum
zest from one orange
1/2 cup unsweetened orange juice
Directions
1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease a 9-inch round cake pan with butter or spray with non-stick cooking spray.
2. In a medium saucepan over medium heat, combine the brown sugar, butter, honey and water and bring to a boil. Stir well and pour into prepared cake pan. Set pan aside.
3. Mix together flour, baking powder, and salt.
4. Beat butter in a bowl until light and fluffy, then gradually beat in granulated sugar. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in vanilla and rum. Mix in orange zest.
5. Add half of flour mixture and mix until just until blended. Beat in juice, then add remaining flour mixture, beating just until blended. (Batter may appear slightly curdled.)
6. Add the cranberries to the prepared baking pan and gently press the fruit into an even layer. Dollop the batter on top (try to go from the outside-in, otherwise the cranberries will spread out from the middle) and carefully spread without disturbing the cranberries underneath.
7. Bake on the center rack until golden and a tester inserted into just the cake comes out clean, 40-45 minutes. Remove from the oven and let cool in pan for 30 minutes. Run a thin knife around the inside of the pan then invert over a plate that is larger than your cake pan.

*sorry the picture is so blurry! It was taken with my phone.

Snickers Cookies

So Sally has this friend who is in love with Snickers candy bars.  Literally.  It's a very deep and affectionate relationship, where she promises to always love and cherish Snickers... and then she eats them.  I don't claim to understand it.
Anyway, in honor of said friend's upcoming birthday, we decided to make cookies.  Stuffed with Snickers, of course.  The recipe went something like this:

 Take lots of Snicker bars.  They don't have to be the "fun size" or the "mini" size - any kind will do.  Unwrap them from the wrapper.

 And chop them into bite size pieces.  I cut the fun sized ones in half, but you could make them smaller (or larger!) depending on how big you want your cookies to be... and the Snicker to cookie ratio.  Stick them in the fridge to make sure they don't melt later when you roll them in cookie dough.
Make your favorite chocolate chip cookie dough recipe (or peanut butter cookies would probably go along well too... so would snickerdoodles).

Then take some of the dough, and wrap it around a piece of Snickers until it's completely covered.  (Rolling the cookie dough into a ball, smashing it flat, placing the Snickers in the center and pulling up the sides of the dough seemed to work best for me.)  You might have to pull out some chocolate chips in order to fully cover the Snickers... but never fear, those lonely chips in the corner were consumed, just like these cookies.
Stick em in the oven at 350 degrees for around 12 minutes and you should be good to go!

And when they come out of the oven, they look like normal chocolate chip cookies.  Except they're not. Cause they have Snickers inside :) The caramel and chocolate from the Snickers tends to harden a little bit after the cookies cool, but you should still end up with a chewy chocolate Snickers cookie.

Oh Crepes!

Sally and I managed to get together for breakfast last weekend, and of course we couldn't help but make breakfast ourselves.  This is a basic crepe recipe, simple enough to throw together on the fly and delicious enough to satisfy even the worst breakfast snobs.  Actually, I'm not sure if this is the recipe at all, as it's firmly in Sally's possession, and since I've never managed the trick of turning out the perfectly rounded crepe anyway (I'm more of a pancake person, or so I keep telling myself) it's probably going to stay there.  Unless you feel like asking her :)

Now, even though I'm not the master crepe maker like Sally, even I know that the first crepe is always a dud.  It's too brown, or not brown enough, or there's a huge hole in the middle or you forget to put in the butter and the whole thing sticks to the pan.  Everyone makes mistakes, right?  Good thing all those fancy French chefs have anticipated your forgetfulness or klutzy fingers with a simple "throw out the first one."

These crepes can double as sweet or savory, depending on the filling you decide to add.  Personally, I've always been a fan of the traditional sugar and lemon, but Sally tried powdered sugar and lime last weekend and it was quite good.  And if you need another food to slather Nutella on, this would be one.

Crepes
adapted from Alton Brown's recipe here
Ingredients
2 eggs
3/4 c. milk
1/2 c. water
1 c. flour
3 tbsp. butter
extra butter for coating the pan

Directions
 Combine all ingredients in a bowl and whisk for a minute or two.  Place batter in the fridge for 1 hour (Sally and I have skipped this step often, so if you're in a hurry, don't worry about it.  Refrigeration will allow bubbles to settle down and prevent tearing later.).
Heat a small non-stick pan (medium-low).  Add butter to coat the pan.  Pour about 1/4 c. of the batter onto the center of the pan, lifting and turning the pan to spread evenly as you pour.  Cook until the underside is a light brown and flip.  Cook until both sides are light brown, then remove from pan.  Add butter every 3-4 crepes.

*Savory: add 1/4 tsp. salt and 1/4 c. herbs/seasoning to the batter
*Sweet: add 2 1/2 tbs. sugar, 1 tsp. vanilla extract to the batter

Halloween Shenanigans

This year, Sally was invited to a Halloween party and what better way to celebrate than bringing fun Halloween treats?  Of course, Sally and I ended up with more of a gory finger food than the cutesy cupcakes you'd expect.  The recipe was for eyeballs... and while Sally with her medical knowledge proclaimed these to be "eyeballs on crack... with glaucoma," I proclaim them delicious.  And a great way to decorate your kitchen with bloody dishes in the sink and red fingerprints on the drawers.

Red Velvet Cake Eyeballs
adapted from The Cake Mistress, here
Ingredients
1 box of red velvet cake mix (or make your own cake)
1 can of cream cheese frosting (or make your own frosting*)
white chocolate (~16 oz.)
some M&Ms (about 50)
red food coloring (preferably gel)

1. Make the red velvet cake.
2. Let cake cool.  Make frosting if necessary.
3. Mix together cake and frosting.  Mixture will be quite gooey.
4. Roll into balls and place in fridge or freezer. Cool for at least 4 hours. Re-roll balls halfway through to get a more spherical and less lumpy shape.
5. Melt white chocolate (either in microwave or in double boiler).
6. Dip red velvet cake balls in chocolate.  Place M&M on top before chocolate cools.
7. Decorate with red food coloring after chocolate has cooled.

 step 4: re-rolling cake balls

*Cream Cheese Frosting Recipe
1 pkg. Cream Cheese (8 oz.)
1/2 c. butter (1 stick)
2 to 3 cups powdered sugar

Mix the cream cheese and butter together (helps if they are at room temperature).  Then add the powdered sugar and mix until combined.

We apologize for our extended absence...

So Sally and I have not posted in a very long time. In fact, it's been over a year. But never fear, our kitchen has not been idle for the long duration... In fact, just to prove that Sally and I are not the lazy bums you thought we were, here are some pictures of things that were made over the last year:

Mini Cinnamon Muffins!

Red Velvet Cake! with Cream Cheese Frosting!

...cookies!

Neither Sally nor I can remember exactly what kind of cookies... only that they must have been pretty amazing for us to consider whipping out the camera to take pictures of them.

And just to prove we do eat real food (every now and then) and don't survive on cookies and cake alone, here's some nice healthy pasta and veggies for ya.

Raspberry Ice Cream with Chocolate Sauce

Can't forget about the ice cream. Look at my attempts at an artsy photo - I should really leave that sort of thing up to Sally.

Well, there you have it. Sally and I are not lazy bums... just lazy bloggers. But hopefully we can fully redeem ourselves in the next year or so!